Facebookship

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A love affair that only happens through Facebook. No talking. No texting. Just liking posts and commenting like you’re in a relationship with a ghost.

'I love you', said in a comment 3 years ago. Still no call.

They blocked me for liking their ex’s post. Classic.

We’ve never met, but I know their dog’s name.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you think you're in a relationship, but it's just you and your phone arguing with Facebook.

'You don’t even know I exist', said by my ex in a post I didn’t see.

We broke up because he changed his bio to ‘single’ and I didn’t notice.

We’ve been ‘together’ for 2 years. He’s never been to my house.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A relationship that’s so fake, it’s like you’re both pretending to be in a relationship just to look cool on Facebook.

'I’m just here for the likes', said my ex when I asked why he still followed me.

We had a 3-month relationship. He only messaged me once. It was a meme.

She’s my girlfriend. She’s never met my friends.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're so deep in Facebookship, you think your ex is your best friend, but they blocked you for liking your ex’s ex’s post.

'You were never my best friend', said by my ex in a post I didn’t see.

We had a 5-year relationship. He only texted me once. It was a pizza ad.

She’s my girlfriend. She’s never been to my house. Or my mom’s.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A relationship where the only thing you have in common is your Facebook profile.

'I don’t even know you', said by my ex when I asked why he still followed me.

We’ve been ‘together’ for 4 years. He’s never been to my house. Or my job.

She’s my girlfriend. She’s never met my parents. Or my cat.

by Slangipedia 13d ago