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I unfriended my ex and their mom because they kept tagging me in weird family photos

I removed my gym buddy because he posted a picture of my treadmill with a caption that said 'this thing is a beast'

I took out my old math teacher because she kept liking my posts about how bad algebra is

I deleted my childhood friend because he posted a status about how my old dog was 'just a mutt' and it hurt my feelings

I took out my boss because he posted a picture of my lunch and said it looked like 'a science experiment'

I unfriended my cousin because she kept commenting on my photos with 'you look fat'

I removed my high school crush because he still posted about how cute I was in 2012

I took out my mom because she kept liking every post I made about how bad my day was

I unfriended my pet because he kept commenting on my posts with 'bark'

I deleted my neighbor because he posted a picture of my lawn and said it looked like 'a war zone'

I took out my friend because he kept tagging me in weird group chats

I unfriended my brother because he posted a video of me snoring and said it was 'a crime against humanity'

I removed my old flame because he posted a picture of me with a new guy and said it looked like 'a horror movie'

I took out my coworker because he kept commenting on my posts with 'you look tired'

I unfriended my college friend because he posted a status about how I was 'the worst roommate ever'

I deleted my friend because he posted a picture of my old house and said it looked like 'a haunted mansion'

I took out my crush because he kept liking my posts about how bad my day was

I unfriended my ex because he posted a video of me crying and said it was 'a masterpiece'