Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you can't stop checking your phone like it's your new best friend and you're too stupid to notice you're losing your mind

I just posted a photo of my breakfast and got 12 likes. I'm famous.

My ex commented on my status. I replied 7 times.

I logged off Facebook for 5 minutes. I lost my mind.

2

you're so deep in Facebook that you think your life is a highlight reel and your friends are all fake

I friended my pet dog. He has 3 followers.

I posted a 30-second video of me folding laundry. It has 2 likes.

My mom sent me a message saying 'I saw your post and I'm proud.' I cried.

3

you're so messed up by Facebook that you believe every post and comment like it's the gospel

My friend said 'I'm having a bad day.' I replied with a 500-word essay on why life is hard.

I got 1 like on my post. I called my mom and cried.

I posted a photo of my cat and got 10 likes. I think I'm famous.

4

you're so lost in Facebook that you think your life is a movie and you're the main character

I posted a selfie and got 3 likes. I think I'm starring in a movie.

I replied to a comment from 2015. I'm living my best life.

I friended my neighbor. He has 1 follower.

5

you're so brainwashed by Facebook that you think every post is a love letter and every like is a compliment

My ex liked my post. I think he still loves me.

I got 2 likes on my photo. I think I'm famous.

I posted a status and got 1 like. I cried.

6

you're so lost in Facebook that you think your friends are real and your life is perfect

My friend posted a photo of her vacation. I think she's perfect.

I got 1 like on my post. I think I'm famous.

I friended my pet. He has 2 followers.