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A guy who lies about his life on Facebook just to make himself look cool, even if he's actually a loser who edits photos to cover up his failures.

"I just won first place in the state science fair!" (He failed basic math.)

Posted a filtered photo of himself at a fancy restaurant, but he was actually eating a sandwich from a gas station.

Sent a DM to his ex: "I'm rich now, I just got a job at a bank." (He works at a gas station.)

A person who spends more time editing photos than living his life, just so he can show off on Facebook like he's some kind of celebrity.

Posted a photo of himself with a group of people, but he was just standing in the background.

Edited his picture to look like he was at a concert, but he was at home watching it on his phone.

Posted a video of himself walking into a store, but he had to walk 20 feet to get there.

A person who thinks his whole life is a Facebook post and gets mad when people don't believe his lies.

Posted a status: "I just got a new car!" (It was a used car he bought from his uncle.)

Sent a message to his friends: "I'm moving to New York!" (He's still in the same town.)

Posted a picture of himself with a group of people he didn't even know, just to look popular.

A person who thinks the whole world should know about his fake success, just because he posts it on Facebook.

Posted: "I just got a promotion!" (He still does the same job.)

Sent a message to his mom: "I'm rich now!" (He got a raise from $10 to $12 an hour.)

Posted a picture of himself at a fancy event, but he had to pay for the ticket with his lunch money.

A guy who lives in a world of fake pictures and lies, and thinks everyone else is stupid enough to believe him.

Posted a picture of himself with a group of famous people, but he just stood behind them.

Sent a message to his crush: "I just got a new job at a cool company." (He works at a pizza place.)

Posted a status: "I'm going on vacation!" (He’s going to his cousin’s house 20 miles away.)