Facebookonality

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The fake version of you that you show off on Facebook so people think you're cool when you're really just a sweaty mess.
I posted a photo of my dog wearing sunglasses and got 12 likes. My actual life is me crying in the shower.
My ex commented 'still beautiful' on my photo. I know he's lying. He's still married to my sister.
I changed my status to 'feeling fancy' but I just ate a pizza at 2 a. m.
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What your friends think you're like based on your posts, but it's just you trying to make yourself look good.
I posted a picture of my breakfast and got 7 likes. My actual breakfast was a cold muffin from 2013.
I changed my status to 'having a good day' but I just got fired.
My cousin commented 'you're amazing' on my post. I know he just wants my lunch money.
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Your Facebook vibe is what people think you're like, but it's just you pretending you're not a disaster.
I posted a photo of me doing yoga. My actual yoga was me falling over and yelling at my cat.
I changed my status to 'feeling confident' but I just got rejected from my crush.
My mom liked my post about 'living my best life.' She probably thinks I'm rich and famous.
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The made-up version of your life that you post on Facebook so people think you're perfect, but you're actually just a mess.
I posted a photo of me eating a salad and got 3 likes. My actual salad had a hair in it.
I changed my status to 'in a good mood' but I just got my phone broken.
My friend commented 'you're so inspiring' on my post. I know he just wants me to give him a high five.
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Your Facebook personality is what your friends think you're like, but it's just you trying to be cool and not show your real life.
I posted a picture of me walking my dog and got 2 likes. My dog hates me and runs away every time I try to take a photo.
I changed my status to 'feeling happy' but I just broke up with my crush.
My dad liked my post about my 'perfect day.' He probably thinks I'm rich and don't have to work.
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