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The art of knowing every stupid post and comment on Facebook like it's your life. If you're good at it, you're called a Facebook sage. If you're bad, you're just a Facebook loser.

'I knew that post was coming. I saw it in the comments before it even posted.'

'He posted a photo of his dog wearing a hat. I knew it was coming.'

'She posted about her ex. I predicted it three days ago.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone thinks a Facebook post is the ultimate truth, even though it's just some person's opinion. It's like they're reading the Bible instead of a social media post.

'That post is the gospel. I will follow it to the grave.'

'She posted about her day. I took it as a divine message.'

'He said the sky is falling. I believed it.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago