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When you and your drunk friends take so many stupid pictures for Facebook that you might as well be in a photo shoot for a reality show that no one watches.

I took 27 pictures of my friend's face because it looked like it was about to explode.

You can’t post a photo of your pizza unless it has 3 different angles and one of them is upside down.

I took a selfie in the bathroom because my face looked like it was crying tears of beer.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The act of taking so many bad pictures of your friends that you might as well be a photographer for a group that’s about to break up.

I took 12 pictures of my friend’s dog because it looked like it was about to eat my face.

You can't post a picture unless it has a weird angle and your friend is in the background yelling at you.

I took a picture of my friend’s back because it looked like it was covered in confetti.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you take so many pictures of your friends that you might as well be trying to get them to pay for a portrait session.

I took 15 pictures of my friend because he looked like he was about to cry.

You can't post a picture unless it has a weird filter and your friend is wearing sunglasses inside a house.

I took a picture of my friend's face because it looked like it was about to explode from too much soda.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Taking so many pictures of your friends that you might as well be trying to get them to model for a fashion show that no one cares about.

I took 10 pictures of my friend because he looked like he was about to fall over.

You can't post a picture unless it has a weird filter and your friend is wearing a hat that looks like a helmet.

I took a picture of my friend's face because it looked like it was about to melt from too much cheese.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you take so many pictures of your friends that you might as well be trying to get them to be in a commercial for a soda that no one drinks.

I took 12 pictures of my friend because he looked like he was about to scream.

You can't post a picture unless it has a weird filter and your friend is holding a sign that says 'I hate life.'

I took a picture of my friend's face because it looked like it was about to catch fire from too much alcohol.

by Slangipedia 13d ago