Facebook'n

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You're so glued to Facebook you might as well be a cyborg. You live online and forget about real life.

I've been Facebook'n since breakfast. My dog has more friends than I do.

I posted a photo of my sandwich and got 12 likes. That's more than my ex got when he proposed.

I saw a post about my old high school and spent 3 hours scrolling. I forgot my mom was crying in the background.

You’re so obsessed with Facebook you'd rather chat with a stranger than talk to your own family.

I texted my uncle 5 times about a meme but didn't say hi to him.

I got 20 notifications while my dad was yelling at me. I ignored him.

I posted a status about my cat and got 10 comments. My brother said nothing.

You're so deep in Facebook you might as well be dead. You don't remember your own life.

I forgot my birthday because I was rewatching a post from last year.

I commented on a photo from 2015 and got 3 likes. That's more than I got from my job interview.

I was Facebook'n so hard I didn't notice my hair was on fire.

You're so lost in Facebook you'd rather talk to a ghost than your own friends.

I messaged a ghost on Facebook and got a reply. My friends didn't even say hi.

I posted a photo of my pizza and got 7 likes. My actual friends didn't comment.

I was arguing with a stranger online while my best friend was crying next to me.

You're so stuck on Facebook you might as well be married to it. You don't even remember your own name.

I got engaged to Facebook and forgot about my real fiancé.

I posted a photo of my face and got 15 likes. My actual face is ugly.

I named my dog after a Facebook post. My mom is confused.