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The wild bunch of fans who live on My Chemical Romance's Facebook page like it's their real life. They never leave unless they have to pee. And even then, they come back.

The insane group of people who think My Chemical Romance is better than their actual lives. They have 20 friends on the page. They have 20 friends on the page. They have 20 friends on the page.

People who get so wasted on the Facebook page they start talking to the comments like they're real people. And then they get blocked. And they still talk to the comments.

A group of people who use *facepalm* more than they use their actual face. They also use it when they're happy, sad, or just annoyed.

People who are so obsessed with the page they have 2 accounts. One is normal. One is for the Killjoys. They also think they're better than everyone else.

The people who lurk like they're hiding from the police. They watch everything but never say anything. Until they get scared and comment something weird.

A group of people who think they're all family. They also think they're all friends. They also think they're all siblings. They also think they're all pets.

The people who can't sleep because they're too excited about the page. They also can't eat. They also can't breathe.

A group of people who have no life. They also have no friends. They also have no pets. They also have no comments.

The people who think they're better than the rest of the group. They also think they're better than the comments. They also think they're better than the page.