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You’re so obsessed with Facebook that you post every time you blink and use apps until your phone screams at you.

I posted a comment about my cat’s hairball before I even had breakfast.

I used the Instagram filter on Facebook just to look cool.

I posted a selfie while I was pooping and called it a ‘vlog’.

You live on Facebook so much that your friends think you’re a ghost who only comes out to post stuff.

I posted a status about my feelings before I even knew what I felt.

I replied to a comment from my mom’s ex who I don’t even know.

I posted a photo of my dog’s butt and called it ‘art’.

You’re so active on Facebook that you make your friends feel like they’re in a competition they didn’t sign up for.

I posted a picture of my lunch and said it was ‘legendary’ even though it was just a sandwich.

I posted a comment on my friend’s post before they even finished typing.

I used three filters on one photo and called it a ‘masterpiece’.

You’re so addicted to Facebook that you think it’s a real person and you talk to it.

I posted a message to my friend’s ex because I thought Facebook was my friend’s ex.

I replied to a comment from my dog because I thought Facebook was my dog.

I posted a status about my feelings before I even had feelings.

You’re so Facebookly active that you post so much, your friends get annoyed and start ignoring you.

I posted a comment about my cat’s hairball before my friend even posted their own status.

I used seven apps just to post one picture and called it ‘epic’.

I posted so much that my friend blocked me for being too loud.