facebookly

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Acting like a Facebook zombie, doing stupid stuff just because Facebook told you to.

I Facebookly clicked like 20 times on that cat video.

She Facebookly posted a selfie at 3 a. m. and called it art.

He Facebookly changed his profile picture to a dancing potato.

Getting so obsessed with Facebook that you forget how to live your life, and your face looks like a fried egg.

I Facebookly spent 8 hours commenting on my cousin's chicken nugget post.

She Facebookly posted 12 times in one minute and got a warning.

He Facebookly got 100 notifications and cried like a baby.

When you ghost someone on Facebook so hard, it’s like you shot them with a bazooka.

I Facebookly unfriended my ex because he said my dog was ugly.

She Facebookly deleted me after I called her mom a donut.

He Facebookly blocked me because I said his haircut looked like a raccoon.

Trying to do something on Facebook that’s so dumb, it’s like trying to swim in a toaster.

I Facebookly tried to live-stream my lunch and it looked like a disaster.

She Facebookly posted a video of her cat doing the cha-cha and it was terrible.

He Facebookly tried to send a 500-word message and it crashed.