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A newbie Facebook user who has less than 10 friends, zero photos, and wall posts that are less exciting than a toddler's nap time. It usually doesn’t last long before they turn into a Facebook monster that takes over your life.
Just joined Facebook. Friends: 2. Posts: 1. It's like I'm haunted by my own lack of popularity.
My Facebook profile is so empty, even the ads are looking at me with pity.
I posted 'Hello' and that's it. I might as well be a ghost on Facebook.