facebookligious

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When someone on social media acts all holy and spiritual with their posts and comments, but in real life they're just a bunch of lazy sinners.

'Praying to God for a 100% on my math test.' (Then failed it.)

'Going to church every Sunday.' (Then got drunk at the bar on Sunday night.)

'Sharing a Bible verse every morning.' (Then cussed at their mom.)

A person who puts on a religious face online but is actually just a regular person with bad habits and worse excuses.

'I'm a devout Christian.' (Then skipped church to watch Netflix.)

'I'm living my best life with God.' (Then stole a candy bar from the store.)

'I'm reading the Bible every day.' (Then cussed at their dog.)

When someone on social media talks about faith like they're the next prophet, but in real life they’re just a regular person who’s bad at life.

'God is with me every step of the way.' (Then crashed their car.)

'I have a personal relationship with God.' (Then broke up with their girlfriend.)

'I’m living my best life through faith.' (Then got fired.)

A person who posts about religion all the time, but when you actually talk to them, they’re just a mess.

'I'm walking with God.' (Then got into a fight at the mall.)

'I have a strong faith.' (Then failed their driving test.)

'I'm spiritually awakened.' (Then cussed at their teacher.)

When someone on social media pretends to be religious, but in real life they’re just a sinner with a good filter.

'I'm a devout follower of God.' (Then got into a bar fight.)

'I’m living my best life with God.' (Then failed their math test.)

'I’m praying for my dreams.' (Then cussed at their boss.)