Facebooklexia

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When Facebook decides to mess with your brain by flipping the layout like it's a cheap trick to make you scream into your pillow.
Why is my feed upside down? I just posted a photo of my dog and now it's on the side like it's judging me.
I tried to like a post and it took me five minutes to find the button because Facebook changed the layout again.
My mom asked me why my timeline looks like a drunk spiderweb. I don't know, but I'm blaming Facebook.
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When Facebook does a total redesign just to make you feel like you're trapped in a never-ending game of Whack-a-Mole.
I was scrolling through my feed and suddenly all my friends were on the side. What even is life anymore?
I tried to message my crush and the message button was hiding behind a photo of my ex's cat. Classic Facebook.
My dad asked me why the likes were gone. I told him Facebook did a redesign. He said, 'It’s like it’s trying to break me.'
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When Facebook decides to switch up the layout so hard, it feels like your brain is getting hit with a hammer.
I was halfway through my lunch when I saw my feed flipped. I dropped my sandwich and screamed like I’d been betrayed.
I tried to post a photo and the upload button was in a different corner. I'm not even mad, I'm just confused.
My sister said, 'Why is my timeline looking like a broken puzzle?' I said, 'Facebook just redesigned it. You're welcome.'
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When Facebook changes the layout just to make you feel like you're stuck in a weird dream you never signed up for.
I woke up and my feed was sideways. I thought I was dreaming until I saw my dog's face in the middle of my screen.
I tried to comment on a post and the comment box was behind a picture of my old math teacher. What even is life?
My friend called me and said, 'Your timeline is broken.' I said, 'No, Facebook just did a redesign. You're welcome.'
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When Facebook flips the layout so fast, you feel like you're being chased by a angry squirrel with a hammer.
I was watching a video and my feed flipped. I dropped my phone and yelled, 'What is this madness?!
I tried to like a post and it took me 10 minutes to find the button because Facebook changed the layout again.
My mom said, 'Why is my timeline upside down?' I said, 'Facebook flipped it. You're welcome.'
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When Facebook decides to mess with your brain by flipping everything around like you're in a madhouse and you're the only sane person.
I was trying to scroll through my feed and suddenly everything was on the side. I screamed into my pillow like it was my best friend.
I posted a photo and it was on the side of my screen. I said, 'Why is my dog looking at me like I betrayed him?'
My dad asked me why my timeline looks like a broken clock. I said, 'Facebook redesigned it. You're welcome.'
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