Facebookized

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When a cool old game gets turned into a stupid, never-ending, click-fest that makes you want to scream and throw your controller at a wall.

I used to love Tetris. Now it's just a Facebook game that makes me cry.

This game is like watching paint dry but with more ads.

I clicked for 2 hours and got nothing but a notification that said 'You are now friends with your cousin's ex.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A fake site run by the CIA to watch clueless people who do all the work for the government. It's like a popularity contest for brainwashed jerks who think fashion and sports matter more than their lives.

I got spied on for liking pizza and not caring about politics.

My mom joined Facebook just to see what her ex is up to.

They think I'm a spy because I posted a selfie with a sandwich.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A website that hates you and randomly kicks you out for no good reason. It uses fake robots to yell at you and then kicks you out anyway.

I made one post and got banned for being 'too loud.'

They said I was 'not following the rules' but I didn't even break any.

I followed their rules and still got banned. What even is life?

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It's like a prison where you tell everyone your secrets and then they use them to track you for life. Mark Zuckerberg is like a wizard who steals your soul for money.

I told my crush my favorite color and now he stalks me online.

I shared my mom's password and now she knows everything.

I posted my lunch and now my boss is judging me.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A stalker's dream come true. You post one thing and suddenly everyone knows your life.

I posted my dog's face and now my whole neighborhood is following me.

My ex saw my vacation post and now he's texting me every day.

I shared my pizza order and now my coworker thinks I'm a spy.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It's like prison where you write on walls and poke people who don't even know you.

I poked my neighbor and now he's messaging me at 3 a. m.

I posted on the wall and now my grandma is following me.

I wrote 'I miss my mom' and now my boss is asking why I'm sad.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It's like a never-ending high school reunion but with more drama, more people, and more embarrassment.

I saw my old crush and now he's texting me every day.

My ex posted a selfie and now my whole class is commenting on it.

I went to a reunion and now I'm getting messages from people I haven't seen in 10 years.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago