Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Doing nothing but scrolling Facebook all day like a lazy, brain-dead zombie.

I spent 3 hours on Facebook and still don't know what I did.

Facebook is my only job now. I'm fired from real life.

I used Facebook to forget my existence. It worked.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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A secret spy tool run by the CIA so they can watch you while you think you're just checking your news feed.

Facebook is watching me. I can feel it. I can feel it watching me.

I post my lunch and the CIA knows my life story.

I signed up for Facebook and now I'm a CIA experiment.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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A website that kicks you out for no reason, even if you did nothing wrong. It’s like being sent to the principal’s office for no good reason.

I had 1,000 friends and got banned for no reason. My life is ruined.

I followed their rules and still got banned. What even is life?

My account got banned for being ‘too cool’ and I didn’t even know what that meant.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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You tell Facebook everything about your life, and then Facebook tells everyone else. It's like giving your diary to a stranger and then they laugh at you.

I told Facebook my crush's name and now they know. My face is red.

Facebook knows my secrets and my mom. I’m doomed.

I told Facebook I hate my job and now my boss knows. I’m fired.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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The best part of Facebook is that it lets people who don’t know you watch your life like it’s a reality show.

My ex is on Facebook and I can’t unsee her. My life is a mess.

I posted a photo of my dog and now 10 people I don’t know are commenting on it.

My uncle stalks me on Facebook and now he knows my password.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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Facebook is like jail. You write on the walls, you poke people, and you wonder why you're still there.

I posted on Facebook and now I’m in jail. My life is a prison.

I poked my teacher on Facebook and now I’m grounded for life.

I wrote on the wall and now the whole school sees it. I’m dead.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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Facebook is like being forced to go to a party with your whole class and your worst enemies. It's just as bad.

Facebook is like a high school reunion. I’m 20 and I still feel 15.

I saw my old crush on Facebook and I feel like I'm 12 again.

Facebook is like a reunion but with more people and more drama.

by Slangipedia 4d ago