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When you can't stop checking Facebook like it's your new drug and your brain is on fire

I just posted a photo of my cat and now I'm waiting for 3 likes like it's the end of the world

I opened Facebook for 2 seconds and now I've wasted 4 hours of my life

I ignored my mom's call to answer a text from a person I don't even know

You're so obsessed with Facebook you think your life is a highlight reel and everyone else is watching you suffer

I posted my breakfast and now I'm crying because no one liked it

I saw my ex's new pet and now I'm questioning my entire life choices

I spent 20 minutes arguing with my cousin over a comment he left on my post

You check Facebook more than you check your phone and you're too lazy to even text your friends

I opened Facebook just to see if my mom posted a photo of my brother eating pizza

I saw my crush liked my post and now I'm talking to myself

I scrolled for an hour and now I can't remember my own name

You're so deep in Facebook you think your friends are your family and your ex is your enemy

I blocked my ex just because he commented on my post

I sent a message to my friend's friend just to get a reply

I posted my feelings and now I'm mad my dog didn't like it

You're so obsessed with Facebook you think your life is a movie and you're the main character

I posted my mood and now I'm waiting for someone to comment on it

I saw my crush's post and now I'm writing a 1000-word essay about it

I posted my lunch and now I'm crying because no one liked it

You check Facebook more than you check your grades and you're too busy arguing with strangers

I saw a comment from a random person and now I'm arguing with them

I posted a status and now I'm waiting for 10 likes

I checked my notifications just to see if someone replied to me