facebookistan

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The evil lair of Facebook, a bunch of fake-socialist nerds who think they’re going to rule the world. They’re currently hiding in Palo Alto, but they’re probably moving to Menlo Park soon, and that’s not a good thing.

My cousin got a job there and says it’s like a cult.

I heard they’re plotting to take over my mom’s Instagram.

They’re moving to Menlo Park and I’m gonna have to move too.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A fascist, censored online hellhole where conservatives and liberals get yelled at by a bunch of left-wing robots who think they’re the boss of the internet.

My uncle got banned for saying 'hello' in a comment.

My friend’s post got deleted for being too nice.

I tried to post a meme and got yelled at by a robot.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A rich guy’s paradise, where only the richest people can live and keep their money, like Ismet Ulam Raja, who probably put it in his will, like in that Tiga Abdul movie.

My rich uncle says he’s gonna move there next year.

I watched that movie and I want to live there too.

My grandma said she’d leave me her money if I moved there.

by Slangipedia 3d ago