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When you yell a song on Facebook like you're at a karaoke bar but you're just sad and drunk.

'I'm gonna make you love me', because your ex broke up with you and you're still crying in the cereal aisle.

'Livin' on a prayer', because you lost your job and your cat died.

'I will survive', because you got dumped and your mom called you a failure.

Putting a song on Facebook like it's a shoutout to the universe and you're trying to impress your third-grade teacher.

'Sweet child of mine', because your kid drew a mustache on the principal's face.

'We are the champions', because you beat your brother at Mario Kart and it felt good.

'September', because it's September and you're still mad about August.

You post a song on Facebook like it's a confession and you're trying to save your soul from the devil.

'Don't stop believing', because you're still waiting for your big break and you're 35.

'Don't you want to be happy', because your life is a mess and you're tired of being sad.

'I'm still in love with you', because you're still in love with your ex and you're too proud to admit it.

You sing a song on Facebook like you're at a bar but you're just lonely and hungover.

'I'm so excited', because you're drunk and you forgot your birthday.

'I think we're gonna be okay', because your friend broke up with their boyfriend and they're crying.

'You make my dreams come true', because your mom sent you a text and it was the worst.

You post a song on Facebook like it's a battle cry and you're trying to win the war of your life.

'We are the champions', because you beat your dad at chess and he's still mad.

'Rocky', because you ran three miles and your legs are on fire.

'Eye of the tiger', because you're fighting your brother for the last slice of pizza.