Facebooking from Egypt

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A fancy way to say you're annoyed out of your mind because your friends keep showing off their wild lives in Egypt while you're stuck eating expired pizza.
Why is everyone in Egypt and I'm still at my mom's house?
I bet you're eating camel meat and I'm eating ramen noodles.
You're in Egypt and I'm crying over a frozen pizza.
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When your friends are living the high life in Egypt and you're just trying not to get kicked out of your house.
You're on a desert adventure and I'm getting grounded.
You're in Egypt and I'm in time-out.
You're partying in Egypt and I'm partying in my head.
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A term for when your friends are bragging about Egypt like it's the most exciting thing ever while you're stuck in your own boring life.
You're in Egypt and I'm in my room with my cat.
You're exploring Egypt and I'm exploring my couch.
You're on a tour of Egypt and I'm on a tour of my own brain.
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A way to mock your friends for always being somewhere fancy while you're stuck in the middle of nowhere with your family.
You're in Egypt and I'm with my grandma.
You're eating Egyptian food and I'm eating my grandma's spaghetti.
You're on a trip and I'm on a trip to the store.
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When your friends are having the time of their lives in Egypt and you're just trying to survive your own life.
You're in Egypt and I'm in my room.
You're vacationing in Egypt and I'm vacationing in my head.
You're taking selfies in Egypt and I'm taking selfies in my own face.
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A way to say you're furious because your friends are having a blast in Egypt while you're stuck doing something stupid.
You're in Egypt and I'm eating cereal for dinner.
You're in Egypt and I'm in a fight with my brother.
You're in Egypt and I'm crying over my life choices.
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