Facebooking Fool

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A total waste of human life who spends all day staring at Facebook like it's the last supper. They're too dumb to realize they could be working, sleeping, or even eating instead of liking a picture of a dog wearing sunglasses.

Just posted a status about my cat's opinion on the weather. I'm famous now.

I've liked 500 photos of my ex's new life. I'm still single.

I spent 3 hours arguing with a post about why pizza is the best food. I'm still hungry.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person so obsessed with Facebook they think it's a real job. They'd rather post a selfie at 2 a. m. than go to work. They're basically a waste of oxygen.

Just posted a 100-word rant about my neighbor's lawn. My neighbor hasn't responded yet.

I've sent 27 messages to my ex. They're still not back.

I have 12 friends. 8 of them are from Facebook.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who lives in the Facebook universe and can't tell the difference between a real person and a fake profile. They'd rather spend their life chasing likes than actually living.

I friended my dog. It's a mutual friendship.

I'm arguing with a post about why cats are better than dogs. Both are wrong.

I have 700 friends. None of them know who I am.

by Slangipedia 13d ago