Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Looking at TheFaceBook. com like it's the last piece of cake on the planet and you're the only one who knows about it.

I spent two hours looking at my ex's new dog's butt on Facebook.

My mom was Facebooking so hard, she forgot to cook dinner.

I opened Facebook, and I haven't closed it since 2015.

2

Checking your Facebook profile like it's a fortune cookie and you're desperate for a sign.

I searched for my crush on Facebook and found out he's dating my mom.

I updated my status and immediately regretted it.

I used Facebook to find out my friend's dog is now a vegan.

3

Getting on Facebook and not leaving until your brain turns to mush.

I logged on to Facebook and didn't log off until my eyes turned into little balls of sadness.

I Facebooked so much, my phone started crying.

Facebooking made me forget I had a job.

4

Looking at Facebook while your brain is trying to do something useful.

I was eating cereal and Facebooking at the same time. I spilled milk on my keyboard.

I was trying to do my math homework and Facebooked instead.

I was supposed to be working, but I Facebooked until my boss yelled at me.

5

Smashing your face with your butt cheeks like you're trying to beat your friend to death with your own butt.

I Facebooked my friend so hard, his face turned red.

I Facebooked my teacher and she gave me a D.

I Facebooked my brother until he cried.

6

Wasting your whole life on Facebook because it's more fun than real life.

I Facebooked so much, my real life forgot about me.

I spent my whole weekend Facebooking and didn't talk to my family.

Facebooking is the only thing I need in life.

7

Chatting, commenting, and updating like it's your full-time job and you're being paid in emojis.

I commented on my friend's post and got 10 likes.

I updated my status and my mom liked it.

I chatted with my crush and he sent me a heart emoji.