Facebookin' it.

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Telling someone you're on Facebook like it's the most important thing in the world and you're about to drop a bombshell.

'I'm Facebookin' it, I'm about to find out my ex is married.'

'Facebookin' it, I'm gonna post this and my mom will cry.'

'Facebookin' it, I'm gonna comment on my dog's photo and look cool.'

When you check Facebook so fast it's like you're trying to steal a cookie before your brother notices and yells at you.

'I checked Facebook real quick, now I'm commenting on my teacher's post.'

'I Facebookin' it before my math test and wrote '2+2=5' on my status.'

'Facebookin' it, I misspelled my name and now my whole class is laughing at me.'

Looking at Facebook like it's the only thing that matters and you’re ignoring everything else.

'I was supposed to be doing homework, but I was Facebookin' it the whole time.'

'I was on Facebook for an hour and forgot about my pizza.'

'Facebookin' it, I saw my crush and now I can't think about anything else.'

Spying on your friends' or strangers' profiles like they have secrets and you're trying to find out what they're hiding.

'I was Facebookin' it and saw my friend's ex and now I'm mad.'

'I was Facebookin' it and found out my neighbor has 100 followers.'

'I was Facebookin' it and now I know my crush's favorite color is blue.'

A human who lives on Facebook more than they live in the real world. They eat, sleep, and breathe Facebook.

'My friend is a Facebookin' it monster, they even posted a picture of their breakfast.'

'I see my cousin on Facebook every day, but I don't see them in real life.'

'My mom is a Facebookin' it beast, she posted 20 times today.'

Looking at someone like they just told you the worst news ever, but you're trying not to show it.

'He told me my dog died, and I had to Facebookin' it like I was fine.'

'My mom yelled at me, and I Facebookin' it like I didn't care.'

'I failed my test, but I Facebookin' it like I aced it.'