facebookily

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When you turn something into a big deal just because it happened on Facebook, or you do something stupid on Facebook because you think everyone sees you.
I facebookily announced my divorce to 500 people who don't even know me.
She facebookily posted her lunch like it was a Nobel Prize.
He facebookily changed his name to 'KingOfTheChips' after a bad day at work.
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Knowing someone only through Facebook or some other app, like they’re your best friend even though they’ve never talked to you in real life.
I facebookily know my neighbor, but I don’t even know his dog’s name.
She claims to know me from Facebook, but I don’t remember her from the last party.
He thinks we’re best friends because we comment on each other’s selfies.
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