Facebookification

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The crazy mental breakdown you get when you start posting every single dumb thought on Facebook and begging for likes like a needy toddler.
'Why is my coffee not good enough for this app? #firstworldproblems'
'I just ate a sandwich. It was a life-changing event.'
'My dog looked at me like I betrayed him. I posted it.'
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When you go from whispering secrets to your best friend to screaming your entire life story to strangers online.
'My ex is still using my old password. I know it.'
'I got a B on my math test. It was a betrayal.'
'My cat is now a influencer. I am not.'
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The moment you realize your Facebook is more important than your job, your family, and your sanity.
'I didn’t get a like on my post. I’m crying in my cereal.'
'My boss asked me to work. I replied with a selfie.'
'I posted my dinner. My life is now complete.'
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When you start tagging every single person you've ever met in a photo just so they know you're still alive.
'Tag your mom. She needs to see this.'
'Tag your ex. They might come back.'
'Tag your pet. They’re probably watching.'
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The sad, lonely phase where you post stuff just so someone will reply and you don’t care if it’s your cousin.
'Hello? Is anyone out there?'
'I posted this at 2 a. m. I need a friend.'
'My only reply was ‘lol’. I’m heartbroken.'
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