Facebookies

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A silly way to say hello or talk about people who hang out on Facebook, like a bunch of brain-dead zombies who think they're popular.

Hey Facebookies, did you see my new profile pic? I look like a confused potato.

You’re all just Facebookies, living in a fake world.

I’m not a Facebookie, I’m a real person. You’re just a bunch of losers.

A person who can’t live without Facebook, checking it more than they check their mom’s face.

I just got off Facebook, and my brain is now dead.

If I don’t check Facebook, I die. That’s just how it is.

I checked Facebook 17 times in 5 minutes. I’m proud.

A person who takes bets through Facebook instead of actually talking to you, because they’re too scared of getting robbed or being called a coward.

I bet you $20 I’ll beat you at video games. Let’s do this on Facebook.

Don’t talk to me. Just send me a message. I’m too scared to be a real person.

I took a bet through Facebook. I didn’t even have to look at you. Nice.

A person who got dragged into Facebook by their friends, and now they’re stuck in a love-hate relationship with it.

My friend forced me to join Facebook. Now I hate her and love the notifications.

I became a Facebookie because my cousin said I’d be cool.

I’m not a Facebookie. I’m just a victim of peer pressure.

A stupid website that used to look cool, but now it’s just a boring page that looks like it was made by a grumpy old man.

I thought Facebook was cool until I saw the new page. It looks like my grandpa’s website.

Facebook used to be awesome. Now it’s just a boring page.

I typed ‘Facebook’ by mistake and got a boring page. Life is unfair.

A person who thinks Facebook is the only way to talk, and they’d rather send a message than actually talk to you face to face.

I’d rather message you on Facebook than talk to you. You’re too loud.

I said hello through Facebook. That’s the only way I know how to talk.

If you don’t message me on Facebook, I’ll be sad.

A super cool way to describe how awesome Facebook is at a specific moment, like when it’s going really well and everyone is happy.

Facebook was on fire today. That’s what I mean by a Facebookie statement.

Today, Facebook was the best. That’s a classic Facebookie moment.

I just said ‘Facebookie’ and I feel like I’ve described the perfect day.