facebookidation

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When someone uses Facebook to scare you with empty threats and loud cuss words, but they never actually do anything about it.

Bro, I’m gonna come to your house and punch you in the face. (He never showed up.)

If you don’t like me, I’ll post a nude pic of you. (He posted a blurry selfie.)

You’re gonna fail all your tests. (You got an A.)

Facebook threats that are all talk and no action. You get yelled at, but they never follow through.

You’re gonna get suspended. (He got detention.)

I’m gonna delete your account. (He forgot your password.)

I’m gonna post your secrets everywhere. (He posted your lunch order.)

Being scared by Facebook messages full of cuss words and fake rage, but nothing real ever happens.

You’re gonna get beat up. (He texted ‘lol’ and blocked you.)

I’m gonna tell your mom. (He told your dad.)

You’re gonna be the laughing stock. (He got laughed at.)

When you get yelled at on Facebook with no real plan to make you suffer. Just words and bad vibes.

I’m gonna get you in trouble. (He got in trouble himself.)

You’re gonna get expelled. (He got a warning.)

I’m gonna steal your lunch. (He stole your snack.)

Getting scared by Facebook messages that are just loud cuss words and fake anger, but no real consequences.

You’re gonna fail. (He passed.)

I’m gonna embarrass you. (He embarrassed himself.)

You’re gonna get grounded. (He got grounded.)