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When you post dumb made-up words with silly explanations on Urban Dictionary just to sound smart on Facebook, even though everyone knows what you're talking about.
I just made up the word 'fartvember' and it means when you eat too much pizza and forget to brush your teeth.
My new term is 'butterfingers' and it means when you drop your phone in a pool.
I posted 'toiletmonday' and it means when your mom texts you at 2 a. m. about the dog.
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Trying to be cool by adding fake words to a dictionary because you think Facebook needs more nonsense.
'Bellyflex' is when you eat a whole pizza and then do a plank.
I made 'snacktastic' and it means when you eat chips while watching a movie.
My new word is 'couchcore' and it means when you stay on the couch forever.
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Posting stupid words on Urban Dictionary so you can feel superior on Facebook, even though no one cares.
'Fartastic' is when you eat too much and then pass gas in the car.
I added 'toiletflame' which means when you pee and it looks like fire.
My new word is 'spongehead' and it means when you wake up and your hair is all messy.
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You’re so desperate to look smart on Facebook that you add dumb words to a dictionary just because you can.
'Bellybanger' means when you eat a whole cake and then go to sleep.
I posted 'snackdrama' and it means when you fight over the last chip.
My new word is 'couchgod' and it means when you watch TV all day and don’t move.
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You make up random words and put them on Urban Dictionary just to impress your Facebook friends, even though they’re all losers.
'Toiletflame' is when you pee and it looks like fire.
I added 'snackpocalypse' and it means when you eat all the chips and there’s none left.
My new word is 'spongehead' and it means when your hair looks like a sponge.
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