Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A lousy website that used to look cool but now is as boring as a dirt road. People end up there by accidentally typing "facebooki" because they can"t tell the difference between k and i.

I thought I was logging into Facebook, but it was just some sad version of it.

My mom tried to text me but ended up on Facebooki because she can’t type.

I went to Facebooki and it was like being stuck in a library with no snacks.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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A human who can’t stop checking Facebook like it’s the last day of school and they’re waiting for lunch.

I saw my neighbor checking Facebook 10 times in one minute. That’s not normal.

My friend is so obsessed with Facebook, he even checks it during a movie.

I tried to talk to my cousin, but he was too busy on Facebook to listen.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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A person who takes your bets through Facebook instead of talking to you in real life, probably because they’re too scared of getting robbed.

I bet my friend $10 on the game, and he just texted me instead of talking face to face.

My cousin takes bets through Facebook because he’s a wimp.

I didn’t even have to talk to my brother; he just messaged me the bet.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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A silly way to say hi or refer to someone on Facebook, like they’re your best friend even though you barely know them.

My teacher called me "Facebooki" like we were best friends.

I got a message from my friend saying, "Hey Facebooki, how are you?"

My cousin called me Facebooki just because I like Facebook.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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A person who was forced to join Facebook and now can’t stop, like they’re being tortured by friends.

My brother was forced to join Facebook, and now he checks it constantly.

My friend got pressured into Facebook and now he’s stuck with it.

I was dragged into Facebook because my friend said I’d miss out.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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A human who lives on Facebook more than they live on Earth, like they’re a robot that only communicates through the internet.

My cousin only talks through Facebook like it’s his only friend.

I saw my brother messaging Facebook instead of talking to me.

My friend lives on Facebook more than he lives on Earth.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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A cool way to describe how awesome or terrible Facebook is at a certain moment, like a mood that only Facebook can make you feel.

Today’s Facebooki is: "I’m so tired of my feed."

My friend said the Facebooki today was: "It’s so boring."

My cousin called the Facebooki: "This is the best day ever."

by Slangipedia 3d ago