facebookhood

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Your facebookhood is the bunch of fake friends who always bother you on facebook. They're the ones who spam your feed like they own the place.
'Hey, did you see my cat? It's a god.'
'You should have liked my post in 2013.'
'I'm still mad you didn't reply to my 2017 message.'
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Your facebookhood is the group of people who never shut up on facebook. They're the ones who post every day and think they're important.
'I had a dream about pizza last night.'
'I just ate three sandwiches. I'm a god.'
'Why didn't you tag me in that photo from 2012?'
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Your facebookhood is the collection of people who are always on your case about stuff you posted years ago. They're like the annoying relatives of facebook.
'You should have liked my post about my cat in 2018.'
'Why didn't you comment on my 2016 vacation photo?'
'I'm still mad you didn't reply to my 2013 message.'
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Your facebookhood is the squad of people who keep showing up on your feed like they're your best friends, even though they're not.
'Hey, I just had a dream about you.'
'You should have liked my post about my dog.'
'I'm still friends with you, even though you didn't reply.'
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Your facebookhood is the gang of people who think they're your best friends, but they’re just your facebook friends who won’t stop messaging you.
'Hey, did you see my post about my mom?'
'Why didn’t you tag me in that photo?'
'I’m still friends with you, even though you didn’t reply.'
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Your facebookhood is the crew of people who live on your feed like it’s their house. They post, comment, and message you like it’s their job.
'Hey, I just ate a sandwich and it was divine.'
'You should have liked my 2019 post.'
'I'm still friends with you, even though you haven't replied in years.'
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