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A wild feeling when you see your ex's new life and you're like why did you leave me for this junkie mess

Just saw my ex's vacation pics and I’m crying in my cereal

My ex posted a selfie with a stranger and I’m like why did you pick this person over me

My ex tagged their new bf and I’m like I could’ve been that guy

When you scroll through Facebook and it’s like your whole life is gone and you’re just left with cringe and regret

I opened Facebook and saw my ex’s new job and I’m like why did I leave you for this

My mom posted a picture of her cat and I’m like why is my life this sad

My old friend is rich and I’m still eating ramen

When you log on and it’s like everyone is living their best life and you’re just eating cold pizza in your pajamas

I opened Facebook and saw my ex’s vacation and I’m like why did I let you go

My old friend is in Bali and I’m still in my grandma’s house

My cousin posted a picture of their new car and I’m like I still have my bike

When you look at Facebook and it’s like your whole life is just a bunch of bad choices and cringe moments

I saw my ex’s new life and I’m like why did I ever leave you for this

My old friend is rich and I’m still living in my mom’s basement

I saw my ex’s new job and I’m like why did I pick this over you

When you check Facebook and it’s like your life is a mess and everyone else is living their best life

I opened Facebook and saw my ex’s new life and I’m like why did I ever leave you

My old friend is in Paris and I’m still working at McDonald’s

I saw my ex’s new job and I’m like I could’ve been that person

When you log in and it’s like your whole life is just a bunch of cringe moments and bad choices

I saw my ex’s new life and I’m like why did I ever leave you for this

My old friend is rich and I’m still eating ramen

I saw my ex’s new job and I’m like I could’ve been that person