facebookerslag

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trying to hook up with every guy on their facebook friends list
Hey Chad, wanna hang out later?
Hey Ryan, you single?
Hey Jake, are you free this weekend?
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chasing every dude on their facebook like they're the last piece of pizza
Hey Matt, wanna grab coffee?
Hey Chris, you're not taken, right?
Hey Sam, you free this Friday?
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asking every guy on their facebook if they want to be more than friends
Hey Alex, wanna be more than friends?
Hey Liam, you interested?
Hey Ethan, wanna take it further?
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texting every guy on their facebook like they're the last guy on earth
Hey Tyler, wanna talk?
Hey Logan, you free?
Hey Noah, wanna meet up?
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sending every guy on their facebook a message like they're the last hope for love
Hey Zack, wanna go out?
Hey Dylan, you single?
Hey Cole, wanna date?
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messing with every guy on their facebook like they're the last guy standing
Hey Jonah, wanna be more than friends?
Hey Austin, you free this weekend?
Hey Justin, wanna go out?
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