facebookerosis

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A sick obsession with Facebook that makes you check it even when you're taking a dump

I just posted a selfie and now I'm stuck in the bathroom for 10 minutes.

I saw my ex's status and now I'm crying in the shower.

I checked Facebook during lunch and missed the entire meeting.

When you can't live without Facebook and it feels like your life is over if you don't post something every hour

I didn't post anything today and I'm having a full-blown meltdown.

I posted a photo of my cat and it got 2 likes. I'm sad.

I posted 10 times in 1 hour and now I'm tired.

A curse where you check Facebook more than you check your phone for messages or calls

I checked Facebook 12 times and still didn't get a message from my mom.

I checked Facebook during my date and she left me.

I checked Facebook during my dinner and now I'm eating alone.