Facebook...Er; whatever.

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What people say when they are so ashamed they wish they could die after telling someone they knew something about them from Facebook.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I just saw your ex's profile and your mom's status.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I found out you cheat on your wife through your stupid cat's page.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I read your whole life story in your birthday post.

What people say when they feel like a loser for being caught checking Facebook instead of doing something important.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I was supposed to be working and I was looking at my ex's vacation pictures.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I saw my boss's ex and forgot about my report.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I posted my lunch and my boss saw it.

What people say when they are too proud to admit they were wrong and still want to look cool.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I told you I was right about your crush and you said no.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I posted a picture of my crush and you said I was wrong.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I found out your crush liked you and you said I was fake.

What people say when they feel like they're being mocked for checking Facebook like it's the most important thing in the world.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' My friend laughed at me for looking at my crush's profile.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' My teacher saw me checking Facebook during class.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' My mom called me and I was looking at my ex's status.

What people say when they feel like they've been caught doing something stupid and they're too lazy to explain.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I was looking at my crush's profile during my math test.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I posted my lunch and my crush saw it.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I told my crush I liked them and they said no.

What people say when they're too embarrassed to admit they spent their whole lunch break looking at Facebook.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I saw my crush's post and I forgot about my math homework.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I posted my lunch and my teacher saw it.

'Facebook... Er; whatever.' I told my crush I liked them and they said no.