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A woman who lives on Facebook like it's her second home and spends more time posting than breathing. She's the reason your inbox is clogged with notifications like a toilet clogged with hair.
She posted 12 times in one hour just to show off.
Your mom's friend's cousin's ex just tagged you in a photo of a pizza.
She commented on your wall 7 times in one day and it was just 'hi'.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Any person who hits that 'Like' button like it's their job and they get paid in likes. They'll like everything from your grandpa's cat to the guy who sells hot dogs at the mall.
He liked every single post on his crush's wall even though they don't talk.
She liked the group 'People Who Still Use Facebook in 2025' just to be cool.
He liked a place he's never been to and now thinks he's a local.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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