facebookee

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a Facebook user who thinks they're famous and checks their phone every 30 seconds like it's a heartbeat monitor

Hey, I just posted a selfie and got 2 likes. I'm going to cry if I don't get 3.

My mom's a facebookee. She posted a picture of her cat wearing a hat. It's a masterpiece.

I'm a facebookee. I just spent 10 minutes arguing with my ex in the comments.

a person who lives on Facebook like it's their second home and their first is a trash can

I'm at work and I'm still on Facebook. My boss thinks I'm a facebookee.

My facebookee friend posted 17 pictures of her lunch. I'm done.

I'm a facebookee. My life is a series of status updates and 10-second videos.

a person who would rather die than miss a notification on Facebook

My facebookee cousin got 1 like and texted me to tell me about it.

I'm a facebookee. I got a notification and I screamed like I won the lottery.

My facebookee friend didn't post today. I'm worried she's dead.