facebookedness

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The state of being stuck in a never-ending scroll of stupid posts and photos from people you used to like.

My mom posted a video of her cat doing nothing. I stared at it for 10 minutes.

My ex sent me a message saying 'Hey' and that's it. I replied with 'Hey' and that's it too.

I saw my old teacher's face and instantly felt like I was back in middle school.

When you're so obsessed with Facebook that you forget how to live your real life.

I spent 3 hours looking at my cousin's vacation pics instead of doing my homework.

I got a message from my uncle at 2 AM about his new dog. I replied immediately.

I missed my best friend's birthday because I was too busy liking everyone's posts.

The feeling you get when you see someone's life is perfect and yours is not.

My friend posted 100 photos of her trip to Paris. I posted one blurry photo of my room.

My classmate got into college and I got a rejection letter. I cried in the comments.

My neighbor’s dog got adopted. Mine still lives in my yard.

When your whole life is just a bunch of likes, comments, and posts.

I spent my lunch break replying to my aunt's post about her new hair.

I posted a photo of my sandwich and got 2 likes. I was devastated.

I commented on my brother's post and he replied with 'lol' and that was it.

When you think you're cool, but everyone else knows you're just a middle schooler with too much time on your hands.

I posted a 5-minute video of me eating cereal. It had 3 likes.

I commented on my teacher's post and she replied with 'Nice job!' and that was it.

My mom posted my baby pics and I replied with 'That's me? I looked like a potato.'