Facebookeando

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A dirty Chicano habit of staring at Facebook like it owes them money just to see if their ex updated their status or if their grandma sent them a weird email.

I Facebookeando so hard I missed my bus.

My dog Facebookeando me while I was eating tacos.

I Facebokeando so much my phone broke.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When a Chicano is so obsessed with Facebook they think it's a religion and check it more than they check their mom.

I Facebokeando during lunch, my teacher gave me a pop quiz.

I Facebokeando so much my phone got jealous.

I Facebokeando while my brother was screaming at me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When a Chicano is so lazy they sit on their phone and stare at Facebook like it's going to give them money just for looking at it.

I Facebokeando so hard my eyes got tired.

I Facebokeando while my dad was yelling at me.

I Facebokeando during the whole class.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Chicano's way of telling their ex they still care by checking Facebook like it's a dating app and they're still trying to get back together.

I Facebokeando to see if my ex is still single.

I Facebokeando so much my ex started talking to me again.

I Facebokeando while my ex was talking to my friend.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When a Chicano is so bored they check Facebook like it's the only thing keeping them from crying in the middle of the day.

I Facebokeando because my life is boring.

I Facebokeando during the whole movie.

I Facebokeando while my mom was yelling at me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago