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A website that sucks the joy out of your life and makes money by shoving ads in your face like you’re a beggar

I logged on and saw 12 ads in one scroll. My soul is now for sale.

My brain is now a billboard for a pizza chain. I didn’t even eat pizza.

I posted a photo of my cat and now my life is sponsored by a cereal company.

A place where your friends turn into ad bots and your thoughts get sold to the highest bidder

My best friend is now a robot that only posts ads for haircuts. I’m sad.

I thought about getting a tattoo, and now my phone is showing me 10 ads for tattoo shops.

I posted a boring meme, and now I get ads for boring movies.

A cursed website that makes you look stupid by showing you ads when you're trying to be cool

I was trying to look cool at lunch, and my phone showed me an ad for a discount burger. I died.

I posted a deep thought and now I get ads for shoes. My brain is broken.

I tried to be mysterious, and now my phone is advertising a video game. I’m embarrassed.