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Looking at a friend's face on Facebook and getting hard like you just won the lottery.

Just saw my ex's face on Facebook. My pants are now a tent.

That picture of my buddy eating a taco made me cum in my pants.

My cousin posted a selfie. I got a boner so strong it woke my dog up.

When you stare at someone's face on Facebook so long it feels like you're cheating on your girlfriend.

I was looking at my crush's face on Facebook for two hours. My girlfriend thinks I'm at work.

I stared at my ex's face so long my eyes got sore and my penis got hard.

I looked at my buddy's face on Facebook for 10 minutes. My mom called me.

Getting a boner from a friend's face on Facebook like it's the best porn ever.

That picture of my friend at the beach was better than my porn subscription.

My buddy's face on Facebook made me cum in my pants like it was a hot girl in front of me.

I got a boner so hard from my friend's face I broke my phone.

When you look at a friend's face on Facebook and it's like you're in a relationship with them.

I looked at my friend's face so much I started texting him like we were dating.

I saw my buddy's face on Facebook and I asked him out.

I looked at my cousin's face so much I told my mom I was in love with her.

Getting so turned on by a friend's face on Facebook you start talking to them like they're your girlfriend.

I texted my friend like he was my girlfriend after looking at his face for 20 minutes.

I told my buddy I was in love with him after seeing his face on Facebook.

I started calling my cousin 'my love' because I looked at his face so much.

Looking at someone's face on Facebook so much it feels like you're cheating on your actual girlfriend.

I looked at my crush's face on Facebook so much my real girlfriend thinks I'm cheating.

I stared at my friend's face so long my girlfriend called me.

I looked at my buddy's face so much my mom asked if I was in love with him.