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The trashy crowd at every bar or club now who snap pictures of each other like they’re celebrities. Their cameras flash so much it feels like you're at a photo shoot with a bunch of butt-ugly influencers.

I tried to drink my beer and they took 12 pictures of me. I'm not a model, I'm a human.

This guy took a selfie with me and my friends. We weren't even in the same mood.

I asked for a drink and got a DM: 'Can you smile for my story?' I just walked out.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The annoying bunch at clubs who take so many pictures they block the dance floor. It’s like they’re trying to make their Instagram look like a movie set, even though it's just a crummy bar.

I was trying to dance and a camera got in my face. I lost my rhythm.

This girl took 10 pictures of her friend and I had to stand there like I was part of the background.

They took a picture of me and my friend. We didn’t even know each other.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The bunch of jerks at any club who think they're famous just because they have a phone. They flash lights like they're in a concert, even though it's just a Tuesday night at a bar.

I was trying to talk to someone and a camera flashed in my eye. I looked like a raccoon.

They took a picture of me and I had to laugh even though I didn’t want to.

I tried to leave and someone took a picture of me walking out. I'm not a celebrity.

by Slangipedia 13d ago