Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who lives on Face Book and can't stop liking everything

I saw my ex's new dog and liked it 17 times.

My mom posted a photo of her cat and I commented 5 times.

I liked my own post just to feel important.

2

a person who stares at Face Book like it's the last meal on Earth

I spent 2 hours scrolling through my cousin's vacation pictures.

I watched a video of a cat falling off a couch for 10 minutes straight.

I read my neighbor's status and cried because it was sad.

3

a person who thinks Face Book is the only way to live

I skipped my class to post a story about my breakfast.

I sent my crush 100 messages just to say hi.

I changed my profile picture 7 times in one day.

4

a person who can't stand real life and hides in Face Book

I posted a rant about my job and got 3 likes.

I ignored my mom's call to reply to a comment.

I spent the whole weekend watching videos of people eating pizza.

5

a person who talks to Face Book more than they talk to their friends

I messaged my best friend 3 times but Face Book got 100 likes.

I replied to a comment but didn't text my mom.

I posted about my day but forgot to tell my family.