Facebookaphobe

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A person too dumb to handle Facebook and too scared to try.

I tried Facebook once. My brain turned to mush. Never again.

My mom signed up for Facebook. Now she’s messaging my dad. Classic.

Facebook is like a math test. I flunked it. Forever.

Someone who thinks Facebook is a curse and their computer is a curse too.

Facebook is a trap. I fell in. Now I can't escape.

I joined Facebook. My life got worse. I quit. My life got better.

My computer is broken. Facebook is broken. My brain is broken.

A person too lazy and too dumb to bother with Facebook.

Facebook is for people who have time. I don’t have time. I have laziness.

I tried Facebook. My laziness won. I quit.

I’m too dumb to use Facebook. My brain says no.