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the dumbest college class where everyone ignores the teacher and spends the whole time on Facebook talking crap

Prof: 'Let’s start with loops.' Class: 'Bye, Mom.'

Teacher: 'This is important.' Student: 'I’m more important.'

Teacher writes code. Student sends a meme. Teacher dies.

a class that’s so boring you’d rather get a root canal than sit through it

Teacher: 'Variables are like boxes.' Student: 'Boxes? I want a pizza box.'

Class starts. Student opens Facebook. Teacher yells: 'Why are you here?'

Student: 'I’m not failing this class.' Teacher: 'You’re not passing it.'

the only class where the teacher talks and no one hears it because everyone’s on Facebook

Teacher: 'You’ll fail if you don’t listen.' Student: 'I’m already failing.'

Teacher says 'hello.' Student types 'hello' on Facebook. Teacher says 'hello again.' Student says 'I’m busy.'

Teacher: 'Do your homework.' Student: 'I did it on Facebook.'

a class that’s so bad you’d rather fight a bear than take it again

Teacher: 'Let’s do a quiz.' Student: 'I’ll text my friend.'

Teacher: 'What’s a loop?' Student: 'I’m looping through my Facebook friends.'

Teacher: 'You all failed.' Student: 'We passed on Facebook.'

a class where the only thing you learn is how to ignore the teacher and talk nonsense on Facebook

Teacher: 'Let’s write a function.' Student: 'I’m writing a status.'

Teacher: 'This is a fundamental.' Student: 'I don’t need fundamentals. I need food.'

Teacher: 'You’re all failing.' Student: 'We all passed on Facebook.'

the dumbest class where the teacher talks and no one listens because they’re too busy being silly on Facebook

Teacher: 'This is important.' Student: 'I’m important on Facebook.'

Teacher: 'Do your homework.' Student: 'I did it on Facebook.'

Teacher: 'You’ll all fail.' Student: 'We passed on Facebook.'