Facebookalypse

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When Facebook went down like a bad pizza and people lost their minds for six hours. Everyone started signing up for TikTok, Instagram, and whatever else they could find.
My mom tried to post a photo of her cat and it just screamed at her.
I tried to log in and it said 'Error 666: You are cursed.'
My dad thought the world was ending and started yelling at the TV.
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Facebook had a major meltdown and people got so angry they started abandoning it like a bad relationship. Everyone was trying to escape to other apps.
My friend tried to message me and it just said 'Message failed. Try again. Or cry.'
I tried to watch a video and it just played a sad trombone.
My mom posted a status and it turned into a ghost.
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Facebook crashed so hard it made people swear and switch to other apps. It was like a breakup but worse because you couldn’t even post a sad face.
I tried to post a photo and it just said 'Photo rejected. You are not cute enough.'
My brother tried to send a message and it just said 'Message not delivered. Try again. Or leave.'
My dad started yelling at the screen like it was his ex.
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