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A pain in the ass caused by your Facebook posts making your life look perfect when it's not.

I just posted my vacation pics and now my ex is messaging me every 5 minutes.

My mom keeps commenting on my status like I'm a kid again.

I posted a selfie and now my uncle is asking if I'm getting plastic surgery.

When your Facebook life is so fake it could be a lie and you know it.

I posted a picture of my dinner and now my friend thinks I eat like a king every day.

I said I’m going to the gym and now I feel guilty when I eat pizza.

My work post made my boss think I’m a productivity god, but I’m just typing 'I’m working' on my phone.

A disease you get from looking at your Facebook feed and feeling like everyone is better than you.

I saw my friend's post about her new car and now I’m jealous of her life.

My ex posted a picture of her new dog and now I’m wondering why my life is so sad.

I saw my coworker’s vacation pics and now I feel like I’m stuck in a never-ending meeting.

When your Facebook is so loud it’s louder than your actual life.

I posted a 30-second video of me eating cereal and now my friends are obsessed with my life.

My status says 'working hard' but I’m just lying on my couch.

I posted a picture of my cat and now my entire extended family is messaging me about it.

A curse you get when you post something and it turns your life into a never-ending drama.

I posted about my break-up and now my whole class is in on it.

I said I was single and now my crush is messaging me every hour.

I posted a photo of my pizza and now my friend is arguing with me about what cheese is best.