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Facebookal is just Facebook with a stupid ‘al’ stuck on the end like it’s trying to be fancy.

Why is my dog’s name on Facebookal? He doesn’t even have a phone.

My grandma joined Facebookal just to post a picture of her cat wearing a hat.

My teacher made me sign up for Facebookal so I can track my classmates’ lives instead of studying.

Facebookal is like the CIA’s toy for watching morons who do all the hard work while the rich laugh at them from their fancy penthouse.

My boss is on Facebookal 24/7. He doesn’t even know what ‘work’ means anymore.

My crush is on Facebookal. He posted a photo of his lunch and now I have to pretend I care.

My mom’s Facebookal page is just a bunch of selfies and cat videos.

Facebookal is the worst. It kicks out new users for no reason, like they’re not worth the trouble.

I made a new account on Facebookal and it got banned for ‘not following the rules’ even though I didn’t do anything wrong.

My friend tried to post on Facebookal and it said his account was suspended because he ‘used too many emojis.’

I followed all the rules Facebookal asked me to, and it still kicked me out. What even is life?

Facebookal is like giving your whole life to a bunch of strangers so some rich guy can track you and sell your soul for profit.

I told my ex my whole life story on Facebookal, and now he’s messaging me every day.

I posted my secret pizza recipe on Facebookal, and now my coworkers know my weakness.

I used Facebookal to find a job, and now my boss is stalking me.

Facebookal is like a stalker’s paradise. You post one thing, and suddenly you have 500 friends who know everything about your life.

I posted a photo of my breakfast on Facebookal, and now my cousin is commenting on it like it’s the most important thing ever.

My dog followed me on Facebookal. I don’t even know what that means.

My neighbor posted a video of me mowing the lawn on Facebookal. Why?

Facebookal is like a prison. You post on walls, poke people who don’t even know you, and forget why you ever joined.

I posted ‘I hate school’ on Facebookal and now my teacher is messaging me.

I poked my math teacher on Facebookal. He poked me back. I don’t even know what that means.

I used to have 10 friends on Facebookal. Now I have 100, and I don’t know any of them.

Facebookal is like a high school reunion from hell. Everyone you ever knew is there, and they’re all still annoying.

I saw my old crush on Facebookal and now he messages me every day.

My ex posted a photo of me in the background, and now I have to deal with comments about it.

I posted a message on Facebookal and now my old teachers are tagging me in it.