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When a hot girl's Facebook gets flooded with dumb love letters and creepy messages from guys who think they're the main character.

'Hey babe, I saw you in the grocery store and I felt a connection. Can we date? Also, I have a dog.'

'Your face is like a dream I can't escape. Marry me.'

'I’ve been following you for 2 years. I know your whole life.'

When a girl's Facebook looks like a prison for guys who can't handle rejection and are too dumb to move on.

'I will wait for you forever. Even if you don’t like me.'

'You’re my one true love. I know it.'

'I will send you 100 messages a day until you reply.'

When a girl's Facebook becomes a dumping ground for guys who think they're cute and don’t know how to talk to girls.

'Hey, I saw you in class and I think we should be together.'

'Your face is perfect. Let’s be best friends and then marry each other.'

'I have a crush on you. I think you’re the best person ever.'

When a girl's Facebook page gets turned into a guy's personal hell because he can't stop messaging her.

'I have 100 messages for you. Please read them.'

'I can’t stop thinking about you. I have a headache from thinking about you.'

'I will send you 1000 messages if you don’t reply.'

When a girl’s Facebook page gets attacked by guys who think they’re the only one who matters and don’t know how to shut up.

'You are the most beautiful girl in the world. I know it.'

'I have a crush on you. I think we should be together. Also, I have a dog.'

'I saw you in the grocery store and I felt a connection. Can we date? Also, I have a dog.'

When a girl's Facebook is like a popularity contest for guys who think they’re cool and can’t stop bragging about themselves.

'I am the best guy in the world. You should date me.'

'I have 100 friends. I know it.'

'I am the most popular guy in school. You should date me.'