Facebookahol

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The stuff that Facebookaholics eat for breakfast lunch and dinner. It makes you twitchy and mad if you don't get your fix. You'll probably end up screaming at your mom for no reason.

I logged on at 3 AM and still had 2 hours of homework to go. My eyes were bleeding.

I missed my bus because I was too busy looking at my ex's new pet.

I told my teacher I had a stomach ache, but I was just checking my notifications.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you're on Facebook so much you think it's a second job. You check it like it's your boss watching you. You're friends with people you don't even know.

I checked Facebook during lunch, then during math, then during recess. I still got a D.

I added a guy from the grocery store just because he smiled at me.

My friend list is longer than my to-do list.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who can't live without Facebook. They're like a zombie who only eats likes and comments. They might turn into a comment bot if they don't get their fix.

I spent 3 hours on Facebook instead of doing my homework. My mom was not happy.

I saw my old classmate's post and immediately commented 10 times.

I woke up at 1 AM just to like a picture of my cat.

by Slangipedia 14d ago