Facebookadalean

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A Facebookadalean is someone who can't live without scrolling through their feed like it's their last meal.

'I checked my Facebook 12 times while eating breakfast. I didn't even touch the eggs.'

'I saw my ex's vacation photo and now I'm crying in the grocery aisle.'

'My dog got 50 likes on a photo of him eating a sock. I'm proud.'

A Facebookadalean is a person who thinks their whole life is on Facebook and nothing else matters.

'I didn't go to my mom's funeral because I was busy posting stories.'

'I broke up with my girlfriend because she didn't like my cat's profile picture.'

'My boss thinks I'm working because I'm live-streaming my breakfast.'

A Facebookadalean is someone who uses Facebook more than they use the toilet.

'I posted 10 times before I even got out of bed.'

'I spent 2 hours arguing with a stranger over a comment.'

'I missed my flight because I was too busy tagging my friends in a photo.'

A Facebookadalean is a person who thinks their life is perfect just because their feed looks good.

'I took 200 pictures of my sandwich before I ate it.'

'I cried because my cousin didn't like my vacation story.'

'I got 3 likes on my post about my sock collection. I'm famous.'

A Facebookadalean is someone who would rather talk to their followers than their actual friends.

'I had a real conversation with my mom and it was awkward. I'd rather talk to a comment section.'

'My best friend asked me to hang out, but I said no because I was live-streaming.'

'I have 1,000 followers but only 2 real friends. That's a win.'